theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via i-suck-dick)

evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

(via penaltybox)

me as a teacher

me: hi students, i am your teacher for this year, I'm just gonna go over a few rules that covers the whole entire school year!

students: okay!!!!!

me: rule #1 to be a boss ass bitch: Never let a clown nigga try to play you, if he play you, then rule #2: Fuck his best friends, then make 'em yes-men and get a dick pic, and then you press send and send a red heart and send a kissy face and tell him that his friends love how your pussy tastes. and that's rule #3, I'm the school T